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Aliens+boats=$$

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Blue is the new green

Blue is the new green

It’s official: Avatar is number two.

No, nothing has bumped it from the top spot on weekly box office returns. Indeed, at $48.5 million for the weekend, it earned nearly three times what second place Sherlock Holmes did ($16.6 million), meaning for the third straight week the top and second spots are unchanged.

But the second place ranking earned by Avatar is instead to be found on the all-time top 5 international box office takes. That’s right, at $1.335 billion, it has passed Lord of the Rings: Return of the King ($1.129) to settle in behind 1997’s mega hit Titanic, which earned $1.842 billion worldwide. That means we have James Cameron to thank for the two movies that have earned more money than any other in the entire history of cinema. King of the World, indeed.

And perhaps his little blue aliens have what it takes to sink the unsinkable big boat. At $429 million in domestic take, Avatar has done nearly twice as well overseas, and its numbers are still climbing.

Then again, come this weekend there will be some new competition in the heavily marketed Denzel Washington doomsday pic The Book of Eli.

The apocalypse ain't got nothin' on me.

The apocalypse ain't got nothin' on me.

As for what will be released tomorrow worth adding to your Netflix, well, it’s slim pickings.

There is the war drama The Hurt Locker, which has won a lot of critical acclaim and will likely be in the race for the Best Picture Oscar.

But more interesting to me is a film I hadn’t seen much buzz about, a psychological sci-fi flick in the vein of 2001: A Space Odyssey called Moon. It’s got Kevin Spacey as the evil computer! Check out the trailer and add if it moves you.

A ‘new’ year

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Yes indeed, it is time for new year, new you and all that jazz. Avatar? So 2009. Time to move on to bigger and better things. You know, new things. Like all the new movies coming out this year. No really, they’re new. Honest. Completely freaking new. Chances are you’re not familiar with any of these intellectual properties if you grew up in the ‘80s. No chance.

March

SAY WHAT?!

SAY WHAT?!

Clash of the Titans
Because nothing is sacred, including Greek mythology and classic movies that shaped my childhood, up to and including my college degree.

April

Home sweet home

Home sweet home

Nightmare on Elm Street
Halloween, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th … who didn’t see this coming. It’s hard to imagine the Freddy franchise without Robert Englund wearing the bladed glove. This better be good.

May

And they don’t’ even wear seatbelts. Outlaws, indeed.

And they don’t’ even wear seatbelts. Outlaws, indeed.

Robin Hood
Ridley Scott directing? Russell Crowe starring? Who cares. The question is, where does Bryan Adams fit in?

June

Now more environmentally conscious

Now more environmentally conscious

The A-Team
I pity the fool that screws this up.

The Karate Kid
Starring Jaden Smith. Oh, and he doesn’t even learn karate in the movie; he learns kung fu. Um, cashing in on a name much (see what I did there)?

Footloose
Someone must have found the were seven degrees removed from Kevin Bacon and conceived this to shorten the gap.

July

“You know you’re next, right? Eight ball, corner pocket.”

“You know you’re next, right? Eight ball, corner pocket.”

Predators
If someone other than Arnold yells “Get to the chopper!” I’m walking out.

December

And you thought the old ones were hot.

And you thought the old ones were hot.

Tron: Legacy
Alright, technically this is a sequel, but I still consider it as an opportunistic capitalization on my nostalgia. Honestly, it’s been 18 years since Tron… but I have to confess I’m stoked about this one.

In the same vein, I think it fair to point out that some of this year’s biggest monetary successes will probably be sequels, including: Iron Man 2, Shrek Forever, Sex and the City 2, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Toy Story 3Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 and The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

Merry Christmas indeed

Monday, December 28th, 2009
To: Hollywood. From: Us.

To: Hollywood. From: Us.

Man, it seems like only a year and a half ago we were collectively spending $260 million over the weekend at the box office, setting a record for the best three-day take ever.
Oh wait, it was a year and a half ago, the weekend of July 18, 2008, to be exact. The Dark Knight came out, and it was the only weekend we’d ever topped that completely arbitrary $260 million spending number — until this past weekend.
Thanks to strong showings from Avatar, Sherlock Holmes, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel and It’s Complicated (in that order), our collective spending from Friday-Sunday, Dec. 25-27, was a staggering — and new all-time high — $278 million.

Not the first result I expected from Google imaging “Avatar.”

Not the first result I expected from Google imaging “Avatar.”

Curiously, this is only a month after we very nearly broke the record back in November, spending $258 million on the weekend New Moon came out. But unlike that weekend or the now-topped record set by Dark Knight, the Christmas box office takes weren’t bolstered by one enormously successful film. Whereas New Moon accounted for more than $142 million of it’s near record weekend and Dark Knight was responsible for more than $158 million in its heyday, the highest grossing movie of this Christmas weekend was Avatar at only $75 million. Sherlock turned up $65.4 million and Alvin and his rat friends made $50.2 million, almost guaranteeing this nails-on-a-chalkboard re-imagining will become an unneeded trilogy.

You haven’t seen the last of us (unfortunately).

You haven’t seen the last of us (unfortunately).

So, what does this mean?
Well, first of all, it’s fair to say there’s a lot of movies worth seeing in theaters right now, from Avatar to The Blind Side (omg, still?!). Or, at least, there’s a lot of movies people are paying to see, like the Chipmunk movie. The top 10 biggest grossers account for $259 million, meaning there was another $20 million spent on movies that brought in less than $4.4 individually (which is what #10 Invictus collected).
Second, and perhaps more importantly, it might mean a shift, even if a subtle one at first, in the Hollywood paradigm that says big money only comes in the summer. Prior to this year that was true. The two other biggest box office weekends ever were in July 2006 and May 2007, when the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean movies were released. But this year, we were much more willing to spend in the fall — twice, in fact.
Does that mean the era of the summer blockbuster is dead? Surely not, but don’t be surprised if the notoriously clever marketing folks working for the big studios give us several presents next holiday season… though they’ll probably blow it by making them all Christmas themed.

Can’t wait.

Can’t wait.

As for this week’s DVD releases, I’m most excited about adding 9 and Paranormal Activity to my Netflix queue. Also, Glee Season 1 Volume 1 gets released. I haven’t watched this show, but have heard from several people that it’s quite good. So maybe catching up on video isn’t a bad idea since you can only watch the last 5 episodes on demand.

Vampires suck

Monday, November 23rd, 2009
"We are so bank right now."

"We are so bank right now."

Edward Cullen may not feed on human blood, but he, Bella and Jacob from the Twilight series sure have learned how to feast on our money. The second motion picture in the film adaptation of the Stephenie Meyer teen romance book franchise brought in a whopping $142.8 million over the weekend according to Hollwood.com. Second place The Blind Side, the true-life inspirational story about Baltimore Ravens player Michael Oher, brought in $34.5 million. Oher might be able to match up against the best pass rushes in the NLF, but apparently fictional vampires and werewovles are too much for him. That’s ok, though; in the entire history of cinema, only Batman and Spider Man have done better than The Twilight Saga: New Moon did on its opening weekend. Think about that.

Man up, kid. Vampires aren't even real.

"Man up, kid. Vampires aren't even real."

In other news, people for whom “vampire” brings up memories of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt can see two childhood TV programs still going at each other with this week’s simultaneous release of both Beverly Hills 90210: The Eight Season and Melrose Place: Fifth Season, Volume 2.
Notable films releases on VideoETA include Angels and Demons, Four Christmases, and Funny People — though I think I’m most interested in a film I don’t recall seeing much box office marketing for: The Maiden Heist, starring Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken and William H. Macy, among others.

Down in the movie dumps

Friday, March 27th, 2009

It’s a sad state of affairs when Madea Goes To Jail spends any time as the No. 1-rated movie in America, but that happened earlier this month. It can only mean one thing: We’ve hit the spring movie doldrums (of course it’s also an indication of how dumbed down the American moviegoing public is, but don’t get me started on that).

March and April tend to be the height of the time of year when, let’s face it, Hollywood’s not putting its best foot forward. There’s always an occasional exception, but I wouldn’t expect too much from your local cineplex until May rolls around.

This state of movie melancholy got me thinking about bad movies in general. As a critic, going to see a bad movie isn’t necessarily a waste of time. It’s usually much easier (and often more fun) to rip a bad film to shreds than it is to talk about a good film’s merits. So in the tradition of John Cusack in High Fidelity, here’s my list of top-five worst films I’ve ever seen, with explanations for each. I’m sure there are worse out there that I haven’t seen (post a comment and let me know what I’m glad I’ve missed), but these are the ones that supremely turned me off.

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